05 January 2012

church football

From somewhere, I don't know its origins . . .

What Football and Church Have in Common

Draw Play: What to do with the bulletin during the service.

Halftime: The period between Sunday School and worship when many choose to leave.

Benchwarmers: Those who do not sing, pray, work, or do anything else but sit.

Staying in the Pocket: What happens to a lot of money that should be given to the Lord's work.

Two-Minute Warning: The point at which you realize the sermon is almost over and you begin gathering up your children and belongings.

End Run: Getting out of church quickly, without speaking to anyone else.

Flex Defense: The ability to allow absolutely nothing said during the sermon to affect your life.

Backfield-in-Motion: Making a trip to the back row during the service.

Blitz: The rush for the restaurants following the closing prayer.

Play like a champion today, folks.

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