05 January 2012
What Football and Church Have in Common
Draw Play: What to do with the bulletin during the service.
Halftime: The period between Sunday School and worship when many choose to leave.
Benchwarmers: Those who do not sing, pray, work, or do anything else but sit.
Staying in the Pocket: What happens to a lot of money that should be given to the Lord's work.
Two-Minute Warning: The point at which you realize the sermon is almost over and you begin gathering up your children and belongings.
End Run: Getting out of church quickly, without speaking to anyone else.
Flex Defense: The ability to allow absolutely nothing said during the sermon to affect your life.
Backfield-in-Motion: Making a trip to the back row during the service.
Blitz: The rush for the restaurants following the closing prayer.
Play like a champion today, folks.