"he sits enthroned above the circle of the earth, and its people are like grasshoppers"
How's this for research?A recent study conducted by Harvard University found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study by the American Medical Association found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. My conclusion... on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. So... am I PHD material?
I hate to nitpick but you're incorrect regarding your 2nd point, it's actually 67.3%
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How's this for research?
A recent study conducted by Harvard University found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study by the American Medical Association found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
My conclusion... on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
So... am I PHD material?
I hate to nitpick but you're incorrect regarding your 2nd point, it's actually 67.3%
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