Magazines are another medium I love because, like TV, 95% of it is simply based on "How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?" You can always tell it's a slow news week when you see articles like, "Did Comets Kill the Dinosaurs?" Here's a hot topic - who's got time for this? "Hey, what happened to the dinosaurs? Weren't they just here?" Maybe comets killed the dinosaurs, maybe they tripped and fell. What's the difference? We'll never know. We couldn't solve the Kennedy Assassination, we had films of that. Good luck with the Stegosaurus.
Sunday paper is the worst. Weekend. You want to relax. "Oh, by the way, here's a thousand pages of information you had no idea about." How can they tell you everything they know ever single day of the week and then have this much left over on Sunday when there's nothing going on?